Given the popularity of last Friday’s post, let’s have some fun this week on Twitter. We’ll call it the “Obama’s Vision is So Bad” (or #OVISB) game. All you need to play is a good sense of humor. Here’s a couple simple rules:
1) No profanity or other forms of nastiness – don’t take us off message; and,
2) No meanness – leave the red meat for the convention.
We want jokes the general public will laugh? Why? Because all great humor contains a kernel of truth and, more important, we want as many people to laugh at these jokes as possible – even Democrats!
To make it easier, each day we’ll pick a theme. Today’s theme is “Hope.” To play, just start each tweet with “#OVISB” and write your punch-line. Here are a few examples to get your creative juices flowing:
Obama’s Vision is So Bad…
#OVISB he thinks Hope refers to a time when comedians told jokes that didn’t hurt presidents.
#OVISB he thinks Hope is where Bill Clinton was born.
#OVISB when he said “hope” he meant he “hoped” we forget his campaign promises.
#OVISB “hope” is all we have left.
#OVISB we went from more hope to hopeless.
#OVISB half of him sees himself as the Great White Hope.
#OVISB hope is all we got – forget about faith and, well, you can’t even deduct charity anymore.
#OVISB he hoped you’d buy his idea of change.
#OVISB he hoped you wouldn’t notice how stimulating he could be.
#OVISB he hoped change was good enough.
#OVISB he hopes the media stays on his side.
#OVISB he hopes it really is Astroturf.
#OVISB he hopes he can get away with blaming Bush forever.