Malaise Forever

They Expected Lincoln,
They Got Carter

In the Simpson’s episode “Marge in Chains,” the residents of Springfield hold a bake sale to raise funds to purchase a statue of Lincoln for their park. When the final sales count comes in, the organizers discover the shocking truth – their efforts have fallen $15 short of their goal. Dejected, they announce instead of a sculpture of Lincoln, the citizenry can only afford one of Jimmy Carter. The crowd riots. Once things settle down, the end credits run and we see Bart and Lisa using the statue to play tetherball. As the ball winds its way around the figure, it comes to a rest over the base inscribed with our thirty-ninth President’s legendary lament: “Malaise Forever.”

Carter delivered his speech thirty years ago on July 15^th, 1979. The dour rhetoric came to symbolize the leadership weakness of Jimmy Carter, a weakness he tried to anthropomorphize onto the American public. Unfortunately for him – and fortunately for us – true Americans don’t accept any personal weakness, even their own, as an excuse for failure. Ironically, this most noteworthy oration came almost ten years to the day after NASA’s greatest triumph. You remember NASA, don’t you? They’re the organization that gave us American heroes and the defiant phrase “Failure is not an option.”

One can’t help but wonder if we’re seeing déjà vu all over again. We’ve just past the six month anniversary of Obamerica and, well, things don’t seem to be going quite as expected. Those desperately needed stimulus funds don’t appear to have been as desperately needed as advertised. Indeed, how dare the market – and perhaps even the economy – show signs of life before Washington had the chance to spread its green manure across America’s financial pastures!

Now we’re being told we need to nationalize our health care system “before it’s too late.” Well, you know what they say about fooling me once and fooling me twice. I guess Obama’s deflating poll numbers suggest middle America has no intention of being fooled twice. These independent minded folks realize you don’t have to overhaul an otherwise successful system when a few strategically placed tweaks will do. Worse, you don’t mess with a tax system in a way that’ll discourage job growth in the middle of the worst recession in more than a generation. (About those jobs: That much needed porkulus package passed during Obama’s ascendency sure delivered as promised – not!)

So we’re now left with a despairing President grasping at straws to convince even his own party to promote his plan. I once publicly mused – oh, I don’t when, but I’m pretty sure it was right at the height of Obama-mania – that our first Kenyan President had jumped the shark. The more I read the comments from his friends and the more I listen to his famed rhetoric flourish lamely, the more I am reminded of one James Earl Carter – the last one-term Democrat president.

California Rediscovers Nashua

On a crisp winter evening in New Hampshire, the presidential candidates convened for a debate that nearly didn’t come off. Just a week before, the Federal Election Commission ruled the newspaper-sponsored debate would violate election law – the media could moderate the debate, they just couldn’t pay for it. The Nashua Telegraph withdrew its sponsorship of the match pitting the party’s top two contenders against each other. The leading candidate, afresh with “Big Mo” after his win in Iowa, sighed with relief.

But the fella in the second spot had other ideas. He needed the win and the debate offered him his best chance. He did something no other candidate had ever done – he used his own campaign’s funds to pay for the debate. The leader thought his opponent made a tactical error. The newspaper’s debate had already generated controversy when it refused to invite the other men vying for the nomination. By sponsoring the debate, his rival placed himself smack dab in the middle of said controversy. The pole-sitter decided to do just that – sit and watch his chaser fidget.

The afternoon before the debate, the new sponsor called the paper desperately trying to change the ground rules to include the other candidates. The paper declined. No one knew if the debate would actually occur, so, when the moderator Jon Breen introduced the front-runner, it surprised no one to see the challenger’s seat empty. But Mr. Breen went ahead with his introductions nonetheless. As the moderator readied himself to introduce the empty chair, the defiant competitor marched onto the dais with all the other candidates lock-step behind. The bold move enchanted the heretofore anxious audience. Breen continued to announce the ground rules as if the debate would remain a two-man affair. He immediately began to ask for the first question, ignoring the bevy of politicos behind him.

The sponsor interrupted Breen, stating, “Mr. Green, before the question, you asked me if you could make an announcement first and I asked you for permission to make an announcement myself…”

Undeterred, Breen calmly requested “Would the sound man please turn Mr. Reagan’s mike off?”

The stunned crowd protested loudly and an irate Ronald Reagan shot up from his seat, grabbed the bulky microphone and angrily asked, “Is this on?” When the shouts in the room confirmed they could hear him, he sat back down and continued, “Mr. Green, you asked me if you…”

Jon Breen had had enough. Whether Reagan purposely or accidentally mispronounced his name we’ll never know, but Breen abruptly demanded, “Would turn that microphone off please!”

A miffed Reagan immediately cut himself off, looked in shared disbelief with the audience, then turned to Breen glaring, “I am PAYING for this microphone Mr. Breen!”

And the crowd went wild…

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Many continue to believe in his “Nashua Moment,” Ronald Reagan made a statement about fairness. He didn’t. He made a gallant argument about the meaning of property rights. The United States’ prime belief holds property rights above all else. Property rights trumps politics. Property rights overpowers ideology. In America, property rights must even stands ahead of religion. Individuals may choose to subordinate their own rights for these things, but no one man, organization or institution can prevent another for exercising and enjoying his own personal right to property, a.k.a., “Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Happiness.”

Reagan understood his microphone represented no mere instrument of political equality. Quite simply, it was his property. He bought it. He had the right to say how others could use it.

On Tuesday, May 19, 2009, the citizens of the State of California rediscovered their inner Nashua. Although we haven’t seen the media reflect on its significance, the title of an editorial in the Washington Examiner tells it all: “Warning to Obama in California Vote.” That a Blue State turned red – at least for one brief shining moment – speaks volumes as to the continued propriety of property rights in America. I could hear Reagan saying of his former constituents, “Today we did what we had to do. They counted on America to be passive. They counted wrong.”

So, ironically, the sun rises from the west. It’s morning in California. Let’s see how long it takes the idea to spread to the opposite coast.

Click here for Youtube of Reagan’s Nashua Moment.

Click here for NBC transcript of the February 23, 1980 news report.

The #OVISB (oh-VIZ-bee) Game - Friday's Version

“Vision without action is a daydream. Action without vision is a nightmare.” – Japanese Proverb

Given the popularity of last Friday’s post, let’s have some fun this week on Twitter. We’ll call it the “Obama’s Vision is So Bad” (or #OVISB) game. All you need to play is a good sense of humor.

Here’s a couple simple rules:

1) No profanity or other forms of nastiness – don’t take us off message; and,

2) No meanness – leave the red meat for the convention.

We want jokes the general public will laugh? Why? Because all great humor contains a kernel of truth and, more important, we want as many people to laugh at these jokes as possible – even Democrats!

To make it easier, each day we’ll pick a theme. Today’s theme is “Current Events.” To play, just start each tweet with “#OVISB” and write your punch-line. Here are a few examples to get your creative juices flowing:

Theme: “Current Events”

Obama’s Vision is So Bad…

#OVISB he thinks it’s OK to blame Bush for the economy but takes credit for W’s military.

#OVISB he gets his tax advice from Tom Daschle, no! Tim Guenthner, no! Kathleen Sebelius, no! Oh, forget, who needs to pay taxes anyway.

#OVISB he couldn’t hear what his minister was saying. (Oh wait! That’s a lack of hearing, not a lack of vision.)

#OVISB he thinks his poll numbers will never go down.

#OVISB he knows the only poll numbers that count are his numbers, not his policy’s numbers.

#OVISB he bought into the concept Reid and Pelosi were only there to help him.

#OVISB he has to borrow Nancy Pelosi’s.

#OVISB he thinks Rush Limbaugh is a greater threat to America than North Korea, Iran, China,…

#OVISB he thinks every third world country should have satellite TV, especially North Korea.

#OVISB he has no problem with releasing Guantanamo detainees but sics his press secretary on Rick Santelli.

#OVISB he went to a fortune-teller that used a rear-view mirror.

#OVISB he wants to repeat history. Who knows? It might turn out different this time.

#OVISB he blames Santelli, Cramer and GM’s CEO for the bad economy but not Pelosi, Reid and card carrying members of the UAW.

#OVISB he's building new railroads while China is preparing to launch our astronauts.

The #OVISB (oh-VIZ-bee) Game - Thursday's Version

“Vision without action is a daydream. Action without vision is a nightmare.” – Japanese Proverb

Given the popularity of last Friday’s post, let’s have some fun this week on Twitter. We’ll call it the “Obama’s Vision is So Bad” (or #OVISB) game. All you need to play is a good sense of humor. Here’s a couple simple rules:

1) No profanity or other forms of nastiness – don’t take us off message; and,

2) No meanness – leave the red meat for the convention.

We want jokes the general public will laugh? Why? Because all great humor contains a kernel of truth and, more important, we want as many people to laugh at these jokes as possible – even Democrats!

To make it easier, each day we’ll pick a theme. Today’s theme is “Family.” To play, just start each tweet with “#OVISB” and write your punch-line. Here are a few examples to get your creative juices flowing:

Theme: “Family”

Obama’s Vision is So Bad…

#OVISB he keeps reminding his mother he’s the first black president.

#OVISB he lets his hot wife wear outfits like she’s trawling rodeo drive.

#OVISB he didn’t think twice when Michelle asked if the White House had a mother-in-law’s apartment.

#OVISB he has trouble finding important family documents (like birth certificates).

#OVISB he thought Chicago Style Pizza was named after him.

#OVISB he has to use his wife’s vision.

#OVISB instead of a TV in every room, he has a mirror in every room.

#OVISB he thinks his teleprompter is a mirror.

#OVISB he didn’t even know his brother had a beer company.

#OVISB he needs his mother-in-law around to remind him.