Thursday, April 23, 2009

The #OVISB (oh-VIZ-bee) Game - Thursday's Version

“Vision without action is a daydream. Action without vision is a nightmare.” – Japanese Proverb

Given the popularity of last Friday’s post, let’s have some fun this week on Twitter. We’ll call it the “Obama’s Vision is So Bad” (or #OVISB) game. All you need to play is a good sense of humor. Here’s a couple simple rules:

1) No profanity or other forms of nastiness – don’t take us off message; and,

2) No meanness – leave the red meat for the convention.

We want jokes the general public will laugh? Why? Because all great humor contains a kernel of truth and, more important, we want as many people to laugh at these jokes as possible – even Democrats!

To make it easier, each day we’ll pick a theme. Today’s theme is “Family.” To play, just start each tweet with “#OVISB” and write your punch-line. Here are a few examples to get your creative juices flowing:

Theme: “Family”

Obama’s Vision is So Bad…

#OVISB he keeps reminding his mother he’s the first black president.

#OVISB he lets his hot wife wear outfits like she’s trawling rodeo drive.

#OVISB he didn’t think twice when Michelle asked if the White House had a mother-in-law’s apartment.

#OVISB he has trouble finding important family documents (like birth certificates).

#OVISB he thought Chicago Style Pizza was named after him.

#OVISB he has to use his wife’s vision.

#OVISB instead of a TV in every room, he has a mirror in every room.

#OVISB he thinks his teleprompter is a mirror.

#OVISB he didn’t even know his brother had a beer company.

#OVISB he needs his mother-in-law around to remind him.

1 comment:

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