“Vision without action is a daydream. Action without vision is a nightmare.” – Japanese Proverb
Given the popularity of last Friday’s post, let’s have some fun this week on Twitter. We’ll call it the “Obama’s Vision is So Bad” (or #OVISB) game. All you need to play is a good sense of humor.
Here’s a couple simple rules:
1) No profanity or other forms of nastiness – don’t take us off message; and,
2) No meanness – leave the red meat for the convention.
We want jokes the general public will laugh? Why? Because all great humor contains a kernel of truth and, more important, we want as many people to laugh at these jokes as possible – even Democrats!
To make it easier, each day we’ll pick a theme. Today’s theme is “Current Events.” To play, just start each tweet with “#OVISB” and write your punch-line. Here are a few examples to get your creative juices flowing:
Theme: “Current Events”
Obama’s Vision is So Bad…
#OVISB he thinks it’s OK to blame Bush for the economy but takes credit for W’s military.
#OVISB he gets his tax advice from Tom Daschle, no! Tim Guenthner, no! Kathleen Sebelius, no! Oh, forget, who needs to pay taxes anyway.
#OVISB he couldn’t hear what his minister was saying. (Oh wait! That’s a lack of hearing, not a lack of vision.)
#OVISB he thinks his poll numbers will never go down.
#OVISB he knows the only poll numbers that count are his numbers, not his policy’s numbers.
#OVISB he bought into the concept Reid and Pelosi were only there to help him.
#OVISB he has to borrow Nancy Pelosi’s.
#OVISB he thinks Rush Limbaugh is a greater threat to America than North Korea, Iran, China,…
#OVISB he thinks every third world country should have satellite TV, especially North Korea.
#OVISB he has no problem with releasing Guantanamo detainees but sics his press secretary on Rick Santelli.
#OVISB he went to a fortune-teller that used a rear-view mirror.
#OVISB he wants to repeat history. Who knows? It might turn out different this time.
#OVISB he blames Santelli, Cramer and GM’s CEO for the bad economy but not Pelosi, Reid and card carrying members of the UAW.
#OVISB he's building new railroads while China is preparing to launch our astronauts.