Wednesday, April 22, 2009

The #OVISB (oh-VIZ-bee) Game - Wednesday's Version

“Vision without action is a daydream. Action without vision is a nightmare.” – Japanese Proverb

Given the popularity of last Friday’s post, let’s have some fun this week on Twitter. We’ll call it the “Obama’s Vision is So Bad” (or #OVISB) game. All you need to play is a good sense of humor. Here’s a couple simple rules:

1) No profanity or other forms of nastiness – don’t take us off message; and,

2) No meanness – leave the red meat for the convention.

We want jokes the general public will laugh? Why? Because all great humor contains a kernel of truth and, more important, we want as many people to laugh at these jokes as possible – even Democrats!

To make it easier, each day we’ll pick a theme. Today’s theme is “Change.” To play, just start each tweet with “#OVISB” and write your punch-line. Here are a few examples to get your creative juices flowing:

Theme: “Change”

Obama’s Vision is So Bad…

#OVISB he meant change is all we’ll have left to give to our grandchildren.

#OVISB he thought talking about change meant Michelle still had to deal with the diapers.

#OVISB by “change” he meant what’ll be left of the dollar when his term is over.

#OVISB the only change he’ll leave us will be in our pockets.

#OVISB he thinks change has an expiration date.

#OVISB he thought change was all we’d hope for.

#OVISB he thought change meant what he’d do with his campaign promises.

#OVISB he thought change meant freeing Guantanamo terrorists and “terrorizing” returning freedom fighters.

#OVISB when he talked of change he was talking about Michelle’s hormones.

#OVISB change is only two years away.

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