“Vision without action is a daydream. Action without vision is a nightmare.” – Japanese Proverb Given the popularity of last Friday’s post, let’s have some fun this week on Twitter. We’ll call it the “Obama’s Vision is So Bad” (or #OVISB) game. All you need to play is a good sense of humor. Here’s a couple simple rules:
1) No profanity or other forms of nastiness – don’t take us off message; and,
2) No meanness – leave the red meat for the convention.
We want jokes the general public will laugh? Why? Because all great humor contains a kernel of truth and, more important, we want as many people to laugh at these jokes as possible – even Democrats!
To make it easier, each day we’ll pick a theme. Today’s theme is “Change.” To play, just start each tweet with “#OVISB” and write your punch-line. Here are a few examples to get your creative juices flowing:
Theme: “Change”
Obama’s Vision is So Bad…
#OVISB he meant change is all we’ll have left to give to our grandchildren.
#OVISB he thought talking about change meant Michelle still had to deal with the diapers.
#OVISB by “change” he meant what’ll be left of the dollar when his term is over.
#OVISB the only change he’ll leave us will be in our pockets.
#OVISB he thinks change has an expiration date.
#OVISB he thought change was all we’d hope for.
#OVISB he thought change meant what he’d do with his campaign promises.
#OVISB he thought change meant freeing Guantanamo terrorists and “terrorizing” returning freedom fighters.
#OVISB when he talked of change he was talking about Michelle’s hormones.
#OVISB change is only two years away.
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