“Vision without action is a daydream. Action without vision is a nightmare.” – Japanese Proverb
Given the popularity of last Friday’s post, let’s have some fun this week on Twitter. We’ll call it the “Obama’s Vision is So Bad” (or #OVISB) game. All you need to play is a good sense of humor. Here’s a couple simple rules:
1) No profanity or other forms of nastiness – don’t take us off message; and,
2) No meanness – leave the red meat for the convention.
We want jokes the general public will laugh? Why? Because all great humor contains a kernel of truth and, more important, we want as many people to laugh at these jokes as possible – even Democrats!
To make it easier, each day we’ll pick a theme. Today’s theme is “Eyesight.” To play, just start each tweet with “#OVISB” and write your punch-line. Here are a few examples to get your creative juices flowing:
Obama’s Vision is So Bad…
#OVISB he has to ask David Patterson for political advice.
#OVISB he asked Stevie Wonder to help him read music.
#OVISB he plans to submit next year’s budget in Braille.
#OVISB I hear he’s thinking of appointing a certain three rodents to his cabinet.
#OVISB he once asked Ray Charles for directions.
#OVISB when he was in college, he once participated in a double-blind experiment – one both sides.
#OVISB word is his next cabinet appointee will be a window slat.
#OVISB well, except when it comes to seeing himself in the mirror.
#OVISB Nancy and Harry stepped in to be his seeing-eye dogs.
#OVISB even Helen Keller gave up.
#OVISB he can’t tell the difference between tea leaves and Astroturf.
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